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Water Painting thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water paintings on water

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World

Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

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