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Water Buddies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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