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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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