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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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