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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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