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Walk Sign Ending

Digital sign spells end of analog pedestrian

Walk Sign Ending thanks to Mike King

What happens at the end of the road

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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