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Walk Sign Ending

Digital sign spells end of analog pedestrian

Walk Sign Ending thanks to Mike King

What happens at the end of the road

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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