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Sentimentual value - Archie Bunker

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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