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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

More reliable than early radio communication systems

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway


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