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Urgent World War I Message

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Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

It is well that war is terrible. We should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde


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