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Uplifting Idea

The power of positive thinking

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Lord, grant that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. - Michelangelo

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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