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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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