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Ultimate Breakup

Keyboard message for a failed social network

Ultimate Breakup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Saying goodbye to a computer romance

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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney


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