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Tree Tattoo

Are you falling for or rooting for this tattoo?

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Brain Dead - lost its foliage

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tattoo Root SystemBrain Dead - lost its foliage

Elena turns over a new leaf
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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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