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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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