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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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