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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown


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