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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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