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Tooth Loss

Premature denture preparation in the park

Tooth Loss thanks to Howard Chapman

Pain-full dog walker

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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