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Tiananmen Square Protest

When push came to shove

Tiananmen Square Protest thanks to Mel Hardman

What really happened in the Square on June 4, 1989

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The lady doth protest too much. - Queen Gertrude

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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