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Guidelines for door-challenged employees

This Is A Window thanks to Mike King

How to safely make it to your office

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If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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