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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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