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Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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