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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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