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Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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