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Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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