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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

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