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Easter Island statues have bodies

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Revealing what lies beneath the surface of one of the most remote islands in the world

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

The Truth thanks to Keith Blake

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx


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