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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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