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The End Is Near thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Eschatology signs in your own neighbourhood

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I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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