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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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