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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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