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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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