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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx


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