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That Way

For male flies who don't take directions

That Way thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nature's direction finder

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In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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First Computer Cursor

The Great Depression

Duck Crossing

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Politician Plane

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Patio Losers

Wings Fans Are Ruthless

Temple Car

Netherlands Parking Lot

Model T Snowmobile

Tulip Snowpath

New Audi

Tower of Hammocks

Family Birthday Reminder

Dead Batteries

Ostrich Bush

Tetris Cake

T-Rex Shadow

Ordnance Table

Wine Bibber

Redneck Wireless Selfie

Tylenol Ban