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For male flies who don't take directions

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Nature's direction finder

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

I'm single because I was born that way. - Mae West

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica Rabbit

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Arriving at one goal is the starting point to another. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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