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For male flies who don't take directions

That Way thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Nature's direction finder

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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

I'm single because I was born that way. - Mae West

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

That is what we are supposed to do when we are at our best - make it all up - but make it up so truly that later it will happen that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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