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Tech Help For Grandma

Computer support line for the elderly

Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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