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Tech Help For Grandma

Computer support line for the elderly

Tech Help For Grandma thanks to Barry McCartney

Questions only your grandson can answer

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


Time Management

Melted Dog

Bible Bar

Shower Dog

Scottish Choices

Is Lunch Ready?

Food Bank Closure

Breakfast In Bed

'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Ice Cream Thief

Chocolate Bed

Uplifting Church

Touchy Subject

It's A Keeper

Horse Hearse

No Pit Stop Car

Street Cleaning in China

Absolutely Nothing

Flower Drums

Really?

Waterproof Notepad

Seniors Bike Club

Family Hands

Flight Downer