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Tech Help For Grandma

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Questions only your grandson can answer

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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