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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein


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