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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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