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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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