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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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