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I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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