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Strange Old Vehicles

Transportation before the time of Henry Ford

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Travel inspiration in the early 1900's

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

Strange Old Vehicles thanks to Jim Serritella

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Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

All would live long, but none would be old. - Benjamin Franklin

Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is not how old you are, but how you are old. - Jules Renard

You are never too old to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. - Anne Bancroft

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

They just wanna get rid of us old guys over 50 that's all, and put us out to pasture. Well I ain't ready to be pasteurized! - Archie Bunker

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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