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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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