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Storage Puzzle

Finding the best place to store your DVDs

Storage Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”
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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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