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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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