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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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