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Stealth Photographer

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Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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