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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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