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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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