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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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