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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe


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