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Stair Substitute

How all stairs should be built

Stair Substitute thanks to Keith Blake

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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