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Stadium Pool

How to keep fans involved in stadium activities

Stadium Pool thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Multi-purpose Olympic stadium turns into swimming pool at no extra cost

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This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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