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Spare Change Language thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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