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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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