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Someone Stole A Cracker

Going crackers on the kitchen table

Someone Stole A Cracker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus. - Archie Bunker

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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