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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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