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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul. - Eric Hoffer

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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