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Solemate

One who would walk a mile in your shoes

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My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds

Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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