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Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness. - George Santayana

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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