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Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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