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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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