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Shuttle Bus Driver thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Better name for the general practitioner might be multispecialist. - Martin H. Fischer

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here. - Jesse James

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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