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Shuttle Bus Driver thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

When they go besmearing the name of a great linebacker. - Archie Bunker

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Better name for the general practitioner might be multispecialist. - Martin H. Fischer

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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