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Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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