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Shuttle Bus Driver

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Shuttle Bus Driver thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

When they go besmearing the name of a great linebacker. - Archie Bunker

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Better name for the general practitioner might be multispecialist. - Martin H. Fischer

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here. - Jesse James

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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