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Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Better name for the general practitioner might be multispecialist. - Martin H. Fischer

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here. - Jesse James

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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