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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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