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Screaming Stress

Have you fallen asleep yet?

Screaming Stress thanks to Mike King

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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

The whole conjugation was asleep. - Archie Bunker

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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