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Sailing For The Boss

Walking the plank to save the boss's boat

Sailing For The Boss thanks to Jim Serritella

Keeping on a level keel

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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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