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Sail Kite Whale

Whale size perspective

Sail Kite Whale thanks to Jim Serritella

Sail kiting across a large body of water

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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