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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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