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Rudolf Hairstyle

Haircut trends for Christmas

Rudolf Hairstyle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Putting on a bun face backwards

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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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