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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken


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