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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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