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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway


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