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Rooftop Steps

Emergency exit to an emergency tumble

Rooftop Steps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a step towards one's downfall

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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