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Rooftop Steps

Emergency exit to an emergency tumble

Rooftop Steps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a step towards one's downfall

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Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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