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Rock Jump thanks to Jim Serritella

Taking the straight and narrow path

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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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