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Counting on friends to get you out of trouble

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


Definition Of A Good Friend

Redneck Car Repair

Self-Propelled Rocket

Pole Clock

Donut Holes

Insect Food Fight

Living At C Level

Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View