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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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