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Revenge

Behind every statue's whitening solution

Revenge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

After years of pent-up emotion, the statue gets a golden opportunity

Forging ahead to perfect yet another bronze statue

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Virtue is its own revenge. - E Y Harburg

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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